![]() When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress! Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.Ī horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool ****Famous quotes and words of wisdom to live by.**** Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes. If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window?The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. ![]() Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. ![]() That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." ![]() To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. Then I say to myself,'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. ![]()
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